1 00:00:00,514 --> 00:00:02,514 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:02,538 --> 00:00:03,874 GENE: Then that young man looked down 3 00:00:03,898 --> 00:00:05,940 at his crotch and said "Hello, ween." 4 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:08,365 And that, my friends, was the birth of Halloween. 5 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,280 - Is that true? - A thousand percent. 6 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,690 Bob, what do you think? 7 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:13,217 - Bob? - What? What? 8 00:00:13,242 --> 00:00:15,032 Sorry. My hearing's all messed up. 9 00:00:15,072 --> 00:00:17,258 I think my ears are still kind of clogged from that cold. 10 00:00:17,282 --> 00:00:20,372 Oh, boy. Poor old thing's too proud to say he's going deaf. 11 00:00:20,412 --> 00:00:22,912 (shouting): Just be deaf, Dad! It's fine! 12 00:00:22,962 --> 00:00:24,502 It's natural for your age! 13 00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:26,147 - Stop. - Oh, Tina, 14 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:28,977 isn't today the day your class dissects those fetal piggies? 15 00:00:29,002 --> 00:00:31,028 Oink, oink, oink, oink. (snorts) Oink, oink, oink, oink! 16 00:00:31,052 --> 00:00:32,900 Ugh. Yes, don't remind me. 17 00:00:32,925 --> 00:00:35,762 Tina, dissecting a fetal pig is, like, the one cool thing 18 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,512 you have going on right now. 19 00:00:37,552 --> 00:00:39,238 Okay, can we move on to more important stuff? 20 00:00:39,262 --> 00:00:41,352 Guys, tell me honestly. Do I look like someone 21 00:00:41,392 --> 00:00:43,064 who would be fun to have on a haunted hayride? 22 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:45,064 What haunted hayride, honey? 23 00:00:45,089 --> 00:00:46,458 Tammy invited a bunch of eighth graders 24 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,958 to go on a haunted hayride on Halloween. 25 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,982 I asked if I could go too, and she said, 26 00:00:50,022 --> 00:00:52,612 "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh," and walked backwards away from me. 27 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,202 That jerk-o-lantern. 28 00:00:54,242 --> 00:00:56,498 Isn't that hayride for, like, little kids? 29 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:57,622 And farmers? 30 00:00:57,662 --> 00:01:00,372 And people who like to say "Hay-ay!" 31 00:01:00,412 --> 00:01:02,018 Yeah, but Tammy's cousin who's in high school... 32 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:03,938 She went on it last year with a bunch of her friends 33 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:06,292 - and things got... kissy. - GENE: Mmm. 34 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,398 And Jimmy Junior will be there, probably in denim overalls 35 00:01:08,422 --> 00:01:10,438 with no shirt underneath and one of the straps down, 36 00:01:10,462 --> 00:01:12,257 'cause that makes sense given the situation, 37 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:13,842 and we'll sit next to each other all night, 38 00:01:13,882 --> 00:01:15,552 our pumpkins bumping together. 39 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:18,602 - Tina, I don't think Dad caught that last part. - Oh, sorry. 40 00:01:18,627 --> 00:01:21,071 (loudly): I said our pumpkins will be bumping together! 41 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:22,682 Yup. Great. Got it. 42 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:24,602 TEDDY: So I said, "You owe this 43 00:01:24,642 --> 00:01:26,312 to yourself, Teddy." So I did it. 44 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:28,798 I bought the tissues with the lotion in 'em. The end. 45 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:30,928 I told you that story would be worth it, huh, Bob? 46 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:32,454 - Bob? - Oh, yeah. 47 00:01:32,479 --> 00:01:34,782 I-I... I definitely... heard all that. 48 00:01:34,822 --> 00:01:37,071 Bob, I need a burger of the day, but add pickle. 49 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:38,637 Bob? Hello?! 50 00:01:38,662 --> 00:01:41,162 Huh? Oh. Um, hi? 51 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,412 (groans) I really need you to hear things, Bob. 52 00:01:43,452 --> 00:01:45,542 Maybe you just need to say more exciting things, 53 00:01:45,582 --> 00:01:46,999 like my lotion tissue story. 54 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,277 Teddy, shush, shush, shush. 55 00:01:48,332 --> 00:01:50,502 Okay, here's an old trick to clear your ears 56 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,720 I learned from my Uncle Donny who learned it in prison. 57 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:55,552 Now, hold your nose and swallow, and try to gargle, like this. 58 00:01:55,592 --> 00:01:57,222 (makes gargling sounds) 59 00:01:57,262 --> 00:01:59,142 Okay. (makes gargling sounds) 60 00:01:59,182 --> 00:02:01,140 (both make gargling sounds) 61 00:02:01,165 --> 00:02:03,602 Well, I don't want to be the only one not doing it. 62 00:02:03,642 --> 00:02:05,182 (makes gargling sounds) 63 00:02:05,222 --> 00:02:06,407 (all making gargling sounds) 64 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:08,272 It's not working. 65 00:02:08,312 --> 00:02:10,692 - (all making gargling sounds) - Oh, my face! 66 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:13,272 - Oh, my God. - LINDA: Did that just come out of your ear?! 67 00:02:13,322 --> 00:02:14,587 - Yes. - Wow. 68 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:17,322 - Bob, are you dying? - I don't know. Maybe? 69 00:02:17,362 --> 00:02:19,085 It's so big and waxy. 70 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,467 I'm gonna keep it. 71 00:02:20,492 --> 00:02:22,832 It's not brain, right? Let's say no. 72 00:02:23,899 --> 00:02:26,098 So who should I make out with on the hayride... 73 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:28,162 Jason Kozlowski or Davey Russo? 74 00:02:28,212 --> 00:02:31,741 Well, "Davey" rhymes with "gravy," so maybe Jason? 75 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:33,422 - Oh, my God, good point. - Hey, Tammy? 76 00:02:33,462 --> 00:02:35,462 Any word on availability vis-à-vis the hayride? 77 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:38,227 'Cause I don't have to take up that much space. Check this out. 78 00:02:38,268 --> 00:02:39,728 (Tina grunting) 79 00:02:39,753 --> 00:02:41,311 Is she trying to fart? 80 00:02:41,336 --> 00:02:42,472 MISS JACOBSON: Okay, class, 81 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:44,682 I'm gonna start passing out the fetal pigs. 82 00:02:44,722 --> 00:02:47,482 Tina, Angela is sick today, so no partner for you, I'm afraid. 83 00:02:47,522 --> 00:02:49,562 Probably got swine flu, am I right? 84 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,852 (laughs) Oh, God. Sorry. 85 00:02:51,902 --> 00:02:53,812 I joke when I'm nervous about dissecting pigs. 86 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:56,402 It's good, Zeke. It releases the tension. 87 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,057 Excuse me, Miss Jacobson? 88 00:02:58,082 --> 00:02:59,832 I have a note from my mom that says 89 00:02:59,857 --> 00:03:02,139 I don't have to do this 'cause it seems gross. 90 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:04,622 And I can forge a note right now that says that, as well. 91 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,252 You're all dissecting a pig, 92 00:03:06,277 --> 00:03:09,034 and there will be a test on fetal pig anatomy tomorrow. 93 00:03:09,059 --> 00:03:10,978 - (students groaning, muttering) - ZEKE: Dang. 94 00:03:11,002 --> 00:03:14,212 Aw, he's so cute! He's sleeping. 95 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:15,463 Thank you. 96 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:17,252 - Whoa. - JOCELYN: Ew. 97 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:18,842 Tina's pig is nasty, 98 00:03:18,882 --> 00:03:21,432 and it's scaring our pig who's trying to rest. 99 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:23,327 Yeah, that little piggy went to the market, 100 00:03:23,392 --> 00:03:24,963 and everybody there threw up and died. 101 00:03:24,988 --> 00:03:27,392 He's got weird, ugly hairs on his chinny chin chin. 102 00:03:27,432 --> 00:03:28,838 - Right, J-Ju? - Ha, ha, ha. 103 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:31,192 Yeah, Zeke. It feels good to laugh. 104 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:32,812 Jeez, guys, I know he's dead, 105 00:03:32,852 --> 00:03:35,312 but I feel like it's not very nice to, you know? 106 00:03:35,362 --> 00:03:37,532 Ugh. Making fun of things or people is always fun. 107 00:03:37,572 --> 00:03:39,492 It's right there in the name. 108 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:41,798 (quietly): We don't need that kind of energy on the hayride. 109 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,637 Um... I mean... look at this dead idiot. 110 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:46,293 Talk about a puke-chop, am I right? 111 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:50,542 - JIMMY JR.: Ha. - More like wham, bam, no thank you, ham. 112 00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:52,622 - (laughter) - I mean, whatever. 113 00:03:52,672 --> 00:03:54,115 Okay, enough. 114 00:03:57,724 --> 00:03:59,607 - Aah! - Everything okay, Tina? 115 00:03:59,632 --> 00:04:03,092 Uh... yup. Let's get dissecting. 116 00:04:03,802 --> 00:04:04,762 Hey, Tina. 117 00:04:04,802 --> 00:04:06,754 Crazy how gross your pig was, huh? 118 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,352 Uh, yeah. Crazy. 119 00:04:08,392 --> 00:04:10,772 Yeah then you called him "puke-chop," and I was like... 120 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:12,102 (high-pitched): "Nailed it." 121 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,602 Uh... sure. Yup. 122 00:04:13,642 --> 00:04:15,288 Hey, you should come with us on the hayride. 123 00:04:15,312 --> 00:04:16,902 People say it's for little kids, 124 00:04:16,942 --> 00:04:18,852 but we're making it an eighth grade thing. 125 00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:20,627 Having that fall fun, girl! 126 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:22,785 - So, Tammy, can Tina come? - Ugh! 127 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:25,362 I guess we have an opening now that Harriet found out 128 00:04:25,387 --> 00:04:27,427 she's allergic to hay for some stupid reason. 129 00:04:27,452 --> 00:04:28,912 She should just stop eating it. 130 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:30,752 So, fine. Tina can come. 131 00:04:30,777 --> 00:04:32,779 Oh. Great! Thanks, Tammy! 132 00:04:32,804 --> 00:04:35,183 Thanks a... whole... lot. 133 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,382 What? Tina, what? 134 00:04:37,422 --> 00:04:40,052 - Tina, what is it? - Oh, nipple. I mean, nothing. 135 00:04:41,122 --> 00:04:43,802 Guess who's going on the haunted hayride? 136 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:46,392 - It's me. Tina. - Aw, that's great, Tina. 137 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:48,142 My little hayseed. 138 00:04:48,182 --> 00:04:50,642 It turns out all I had to do to get invited was impress 139 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,578 the other eighth graders by making fun of my fetal pig. 140 00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:55,192 Huh. Teenagers are... odd. 141 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:57,652 And I feel totally fine about it 'cause it's just a dead pig, 142 00:04:57,692 --> 00:04:59,502 and I'm a human girl going on a romantic hayride. 143 00:04:59,527 --> 00:05:01,458 Aren't those the lyrics to a Taylor Swift song? 144 00:05:01,482 --> 00:05:03,182 All right, all right, all right, enough about your day. 145 00:05:03,207 --> 00:05:05,782 A giant ball of wax fell out of your Dad's ear! 146 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,002 KIDS: Whoa! 147 00:05:07,027 --> 00:05:08,572 Dad, are you dying? 148 00:05:08,622 --> 00:05:09,928 Why does everyone keep saying that? 149 00:05:09,952 --> 00:05:11,492 I took pictures of it. 150 00:05:11,582 --> 00:05:12,808 There's the wax next to a quarter. 151 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:15,055 There's the wax next to a tomato. 152 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,212 And there's Teddy pretending the wax just said something really funny. 153 00:05:18,237 --> 00:05:20,237 What else do you think is inside Dad right now? 154 00:05:20,262 --> 00:05:22,482 Well, I'm betting there's something in that other ear. 155 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,237 There is. I think. 156 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:26,512 That's why I want to go in with the ear syringe. 157 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:28,472 - But here's the problem. - (whimpers) 158 00:05:28,497 --> 00:05:30,077 Stop! I'm doing the gargle thing. 159 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,424 (makes gargling sounds) 160 00:05:31,449 --> 00:05:33,772 I'm telling you, it's not working on that ear. 161 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:37,352 - We got to go to the syringe level. - I don't like stuff near my ears. 162 00:05:37,392 --> 00:05:39,152 Unless it's wax. Or hair. 163 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:40,547 Or a juicy secret. 164 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:42,469 You'll see. You'll all see. 165 00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:44,362 When you get old and your body starts 166 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,635 to make weird balls of things that fall out of you, 167 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,782 I'm gonna be there laughing at you! 168 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:50,790 Aw, honey, we'll be dead. 169 00:05:50,832 --> 00:05:52,471 But we can laugh at them from heaven. 170 00:05:52,496 --> 00:05:54,376 I look forward to it! 171 00:05:54,401 --> 00:05:56,951 (Bob snoring) 172 00:06:00,713 --> 00:06:02,502 (shrieking, whimpering) 173 00:06:02,552 --> 00:06:04,057 (quietly): Linda, stop it. Stop it. 174 00:06:04,082 --> 00:06:06,332 Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 175 00:06:06,357 --> 00:06:08,187 Good night. 176 00:06:08,212 --> 00:06:10,712 I love you. 177 00:06:12,281 --> 00:06:14,291 MALE VOICE: Tina? 178 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,957 Tina? 179 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,240 (snorting) 180 00:06:23,486 --> 00:06:24,713 (snorting) 181 00:06:25,942 --> 00:06:27,442 - (snorting) - Ah! 182 00:06:27,492 --> 00:06:28,862 - Aah! - (snorting) 183 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:30,322 (Tina yells) 184 00:06:30,362 --> 00:06:33,152 I'm hogging the covers. Get it? Hog? 185 00:06:33,177 --> 00:06:35,432 Aah! Yes, I get it! Aah! 186 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:36,837 - (snorts) - (thuds) 187 00:06:38,212 --> 00:06:39,462 You okay, Tina? 188 00:06:39,502 --> 00:06:41,582 - You were shouting. - Uh... yeah. 189 00:06:41,607 --> 00:06:43,979 I thought there was a scary pig in here, but there's not. 190 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,549 Well, there's one in my room. 191 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:47,525 His name's your dad. Ha! 192 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:49,510 Just kidding. Now go back to bed. 193 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,205 I'm gonna go pee. 194 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:53,020 Ah, good for you, sweetie. 195 00:06:59,892 --> 00:07:02,562 (snorting) 196 00:07:02,612 --> 00:07:04,822 I'm your toilet now, Tina. 197 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:06,572 (yells, grunts) 198 00:07:06,612 --> 00:07:09,452 Aah! This little piggy's going crazy! 199 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:14,817 - Louise? Louise? - (gasps) 200 00:07:14,842 --> 00:07:18,662 Oh, cool. You're up. So, you want to hang out? What's new with you? 201 00:07:18,702 --> 00:07:21,542 Tina, what are you doing here? Go back to your bed. 202 00:07:21,582 --> 00:07:23,422 Your boobs are taking up all the room. 203 00:07:23,462 --> 00:07:24,922 I can rearrange them. 204 00:07:24,962 --> 00:07:26,672 What's with all the angry whispering? 205 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,201 I'm trying to have a nice midnight charcuterie. 206 00:07:29,226 --> 00:07:30,967 (sighs) I had a nightmare that the fetal pig 207 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,777 I dissected is trying to get me. 208 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:35,142 Uh-oh. Sounds like someone's getting haunted. 209 00:07:35,182 --> 00:07:37,062 - What?! Oh, no! - Hmm. 210 00:07:37,087 --> 00:07:38,507 Haunted by a dead pig. 211 00:07:38,532 --> 00:07:40,032 Why does that sound familiar? 212 00:07:40,057 --> 00:07:42,627 I was haunted by a red wig after I saw Annie. 213 00:07:42,652 --> 00:07:45,568 Ah! Aku No Kuriketto, volume ten. 214 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:48,732 There's a seishin dobutsu... A demon spirit... 215 00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:52,127 That can possess dead animals to attack people who wronged them. 216 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:54,532 Sounds like my ex-wife. Just kidding. She's great. 217 00:07:54,572 --> 00:07:56,122 Is this 'cause I made fun of him? 218 00:07:56,162 --> 00:07:58,332 - Can't demons take a joke? - Oh, yeah, sure, yeah. 219 00:07:58,372 --> 00:08:01,256 Demons are known for being really cool about everything. 220 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,122 What do I do? I can't go back to sleep. 221 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,712 Those dreams were so real. 222 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,632 Oh, God. How do I know I'm not dreaming right now? Ow. 223 00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:09,002 - Did you feel that? - Yes. 224 00:08:09,052 --> 00:08:10,382 - So you're probably awake. - Ow. 225 00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:11,762 - And one more time. - Ow. 226 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:13,722 - Yeah, the system works. - Hey, hey, hey. 227 00:08:13,747 --> 00:08:16,577 Everyone go to bed. This isn't a family slumber party. 228 00:08:16,602 --> 00:08:19,266 Those are Friday nights, and I'm invited. Go. Bed. Now. 229 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,091 Ooh, cheese. (eats noisily) 230 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:30,258 - Aah! - LINDA: Tina! Breakfast! 231 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:33,265 Whoa! Honey, rough night? 232 00:08:33,290 --> 00:08:35,032 Is it 'cause you're dreams are being haunted 233 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,250 by that pig goblin? Louise told us. 234 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,775 Pig demon, Mom. 235 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,300 I'm sorry about your nightmares, Tina. 236 00:08:40,325 --> 00:08:41,551 I didn't sleep that well myself. 237 00:08:41,576 --> 00:08:43,376 I was so worried your mom was gonna attack me 238 00:08:43,401 --> 00:08:45,111 that I tied a T-shirt around my head. 239 00:08:45,136 --> 00:08:47,017 You just wait, Bob. I'm gonna get ya. 240 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:49,056 - Linda, please. - I'm gonna get ya. 241 00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:50,211 I'm moving out. 242 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,132 TINA: Got to stay awake. Got to stay awake. 243 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:56,802 Just picture yourself on the hayride with Jimmy Junior, 244 00:08:56,842 --> 00:08:58,262 and hay is going everywhere. 245 00:08:58,302 --> 00:09:00,094 Oops, I dropped my pencil. 246 00:09:00,119 --> 00:09:01,602 TINA: Okay, this could work. 247 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,732 - Here it is. - Aah! 248 00:09:03,772 --> 00:09:05,102 FETAL PIG: Tina. 249 00:09:05,142 --> 00:09:06,602 Oh, no! 250 00:09:06,652 --> 00:09:08,152 Tina! 251 00:09:09,407 --> 00:09:12,232 - What's shakin', bacon? - Go away! 252 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:14,652 (muttering) Go away. 253 00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:16,915 Whoops. There goes the liver. 254 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:18,452 (grunts) Small intestine. 255 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,251 I don't even know what that is, do you? 256 00:09:20,276 --> 00:09:22,122 No, I don't! Spleen, maybe? 257 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,082 (grunting) 258 00:09:23,122 --> 00:09:25,042 Aah! 259 00:09:25,082 --> 00:09:26,582 Oh, my God, 260 00:09:26,622 --> 00:09:28,542 - she's a really bad test-taker. - (panting) 261 00:09:28,837 --> 00:09:30,518 TINA: We got to figure out how to get rid of this thing. 262 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:34,032 Okay, okay, save the drama for when you're in your pajamas. 263 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,872 Ooh! Seishin dobutsu appeasement rituals. 264 00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:39,027 Clicking. Let's see. 265 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:42,892 So, first you got to make sure the whole animal is intact. 266 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:45,247 Oh, that's great, 'cause I took out all the organs. 267 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:48,812 Then you got to put a drop of your blood inside the animal 268 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:50,796 as an offering for your wrongdoing. 269 00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:52,192 Well, that just makes sense. 270 00:09:52,232 --> 00:09:54,232 Then you bind it with the strongest twine, 271 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:55,822 and you bury it in the woods. 272 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,860 Like hikers do with their poop. 273 00:09:57,885 --> 00:09:59,873 We'll do it after school, and you'll be sleeping 274 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:01,821 like a not-haunted baby tonight. 275 00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:03,742 Oh, seishin dobutsu haunting, huh? 276 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:05,662 That's my 20s in a nutshell. 277 00:10:06,196 --> 00:10:08,002 Mort, you brought it? 278 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,712 - I brought it! - Brought what? 279 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,991 My otoscope so Linda can look in your ear. 280 00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:13,462 But aren't those for doctors? 281 00:10:13,502 --> 00:10:16,312 You just mess around with dead bodies all day. No offense. 282 00:10:16,337 --> 00:10:17,972 I just want to know what I'm dealing with. 283 00:10:17,997 --> 00:10:20,627 Check all the holes. Don't want any surprises, you know? 284 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:22,812 What comes out of the holes? 285 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,157 Shh. Linda, no. 286 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,232 Well, nobody's sticking anything in my ear. 287 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:28,022 Bob, I just want to see what's in there. 288 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,732 It'll be just like at the doctor, 289 00:10:29,772 --> 00:10:31,482 but we've both seen each other naked. 290 00:10:31,522 --> 00:10:33,152 - Now, come on. - (sighs) Fine. 291 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,152 Wait. Has your ear doctor seen you naked? 292 00:10:35,192 --> 00:10:36,668 Shh. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush! 293 00:10:36,692 --> 00:10:38,652 - Come here. - (high-pitched): Aah... 294 00:10:38,702 --> 00:10:41,032 Oh, yeah. Look at that. It's a beast. 295 00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,202 Ooh, let me see, let me see. 296 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,282 Uh... 297 00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:44,347 Is it pulsating? 298 00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:45,332 Ooh, I want to see. 299 00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:46,987 Oh, God. Get out of there! 300 00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:48,802 Get out of my friend and go back to hell! 301 00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:51,227 All right, I... I want to see it. 302 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,204 You do? 303 00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:53,938 Well, uh, uh, we could take a picture. 304 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,321 Mort, hold the thingie. 305 00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:57,278 - Okay, here we go. - (camera shutter clicks) 306 00:10:57,302 --> 00:11:00,342 - Brace yourself. - Oh, dear Lord. 307 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,537 It's not your fault. It's not your fault. 308 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,942 Okay. I want it out. 309 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,767 Yes! Let's get that son of a bitch. 310 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,002 - Yeah! - Yeah! 311 00:11:07,027 --> 00:11:08,537 No, no, no, no. Not here. 312 00:11:08,562 --> 00:11:09,852 L-Later. In the apartment. 313 00:11:09,892 --> 00:11:11,192 -Oh. -Oh. -Oh. 314 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:13,507 Yes, apartment's better, thank you. 315 00:11:13,562 --> 00:11:14,902 Thank you for that. 316 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,902 LOUISE: Okay, apparently the fetal pigs 317 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,112 and organs and stuff are in that dumpster. 318 00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:21,862 So, uh, just pop on in, find your pig, 319 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:24,622 shove the organs back in real quick. There ya go. 320 00:11:24,662 --> 00:11:26,008 Won't the organs be all mixed around? 321 00:11:26,032 --> 00:11:28,792 - How will I know which ones are his? - Take your best shot. 322 00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:30,688 The important thing is he knows we're making an effort. 323 00:11:30,713 --> 00:11:32,463 But, you know, try to get it right. 324 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,790 - Now, scoot. - (groans) 325 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,712 I feel good about this. 326 00:11:36,752 --> 00:11:38,762 (grunts) I'm okay. 327 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:40,472 - (gagging) - (rustling, metal clanking) 328 00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:41,842 Okay, here are the pig organs. 329 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,342 (gagging): There's a heart. 330 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,762 And a kidney, I think. 331 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,540 -(gagging): Oh, God. - GENE: You're gonna smell so cool after this. 332 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,648 Well, I'll just say it: that pig makes a really fun clutch purse. 333 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,822 Okay, Tina, let's prick that finger, 334 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,112 'cause it's getting to be trick or treat o'clock. 335 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,877 And it's getting to be hay o'clock... ride. 336 00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:04,242 Hayride time... for me soon. 337 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,662 - I'm so tired. - Now give me your hand. 338 00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,162 Gonna prick your finger... 339 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,777 get some blood out. 340 00:12:09,802 --> 00:12:11,262 Kinda weird when you think about it. 341 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:13,422 - Okay, did I do it? - Nope. 342 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:14,792 Oh, let me push a little harder. 343 00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:16,002 - Did I do it? - Nope. 344 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,212 Let me push a little harder. 345 00:12:17,252 --> 00:12:18,672 - Did I do it? - Nope. 346 00:12:18,712 --> 00:12:21,342 Um, maybe there's no blood in that one. Let me try this one... 347 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:22,447 - Just give me that. - Okay. 348 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:25,876 Now bind him and bury him. 349 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:28,722 - (yawning): All right. - Worst pig roast ever. 350 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:30,892 FETAL PIG: Hey, Tina. 351 00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,352 What are you doing? Why am I wrapped in this twine? 352 00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,812 I mean, it is slimming and I appreciate it, but why? 353 00:12:35,837 --> 00:12:37,507 Aah! Shut up, shut up. 354 00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:38,872 (yawning): Shut up, shut up. 355 00:12:38,897 --> 00:12:40,187 You're burying me? 356 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:41,757 This is not cool, Tina. 357 00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:43,782 You are being a total turd right now. 358 00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:46,352 - You're being a turd. - You're being a turd. 359 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:47,492 (sleepily): You're being a turd. 360 00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:49,082 I feel like I should slap her awake, 361 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:51,817 but I also want to see how this argument plays out. 362 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:54,028 You're being a turd and I'm getting rid of you for good! 363 00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,933 FETAL PIG: Tina, no! 364 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,538 Turd... . 365 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,502 We did it. I'm free. 366 00:13:00,552 --> 00:13:03,011 Yeah. Hooray, congrats, yeah. 367 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:04,802 Let's go home, okay? Mama's hungry. 368 00:13:04,842 --> 00:13:07,182 Time to eat some nougat and then make some nuggets. 369 00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:09,587 LINDA: Trick or treat. Move those feet. 370 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,392 Costume fashion show for me. 371 00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:14,142 Louise is going as a... 372 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:17,257 well-dressed person who can't find their baby. 373 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:20,652 Ugh, no, Mom, I'm the Bjorn Identity. 374 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,421 Oh, got it, got it, got it. 375 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:26,032 And Gene... a jar... lady. 376 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,072 Close. I'm Fiona Applesauce. 377 00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:30,582 Fiona Apple's saucy aunt. Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm. 378 00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,952 Aw, you must be so proud of your niece. 379 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:35,792 And Tina is going as... 380 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:38,197 someone about to slip into a coma? 381 00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:40,432 Tina, your mom's right, you should go lie down. 382 00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:42,027 Go lie down? And miss the hayride? 383 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,132 Hay'll no! 384 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,222 - Whoa. - Okay, fine. Go. 385 00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:46,882 Everybody go. Have fun. 386 00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:49,280 (singsongy): I've got something special planned 387 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,218 for your father. 388 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,960 You're a lucky man, Dad. 389 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,529 (yawning): Isn't this nice, Jimmy Jr.? 390 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,537 You, me, the hay... 391 00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:01,822 Look, a skeleton on a tractor. 392 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,032 Spooky. (laughs) 393 00:14:04,072 --> 00:14:05,992 He must've died of excessive crop Dustin'. 394 00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,452 (makes fart sound) Right, J-Ju? 395 00:14:07,492 --> 00:14:09,710 (laughs) I bet he did, Zeke. 396 00:14:09,735 --> 00:14:13,992 I heard skeletons are inside all our bodies every day. 397 00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:16,767 Okay, kids. Let's just have fun 398 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,292 appreciating all the work that went into this. 399 00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:21,752 Can I have some of your blanket, Jimmy Jr.? 400 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:24,092 Uh, sure. I mean, you're already under one. 401 00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:26,358 Also, maybe you should've dressed better for the weather? 402 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,679 Hey, there's a skeleton churning butter. 403 00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:31,538 Go to the store, skeleton. (laughs) 404 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,473 Yeah, this hayride is so stupid. 405 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,458 - Let's all make out. - (kissing sounds) 406 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,747 Well, should we take a whack at this whole kissing thing? 407 00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:40,732 Huh? Oh. Okay, sure. 408 00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:42,247 (quietly): All my hayride dreams are coming true. 409 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,772 - What? - Nothing. 410 00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:45,418 (quietly): We're making a magical memory. 411 00:14:45,442 --> 00:14:47,152 Sorry, Tina, did you say something? 412 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,632 Shh, shh, shh. 413 00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:50,612 - (kissing sounds) - Jimmy Jr., 414 00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,054 you have more whiskers than normal. 415 00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:53,952 Mm. And more nostrils than usual? 416 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,502 - (screaming) - (laughs maniacally, snorts) 417 00:14:56,527 --> 00:14:59,147 Is the formaldehyde smell me or you? 418 00:15:01,462 --> 00:15:02,922 (gasping) 419 00:15:02,962 --> 00:15:04,568 What the hell? You're supposed to be gone. 420 00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:07,632 Well, now I'm back, baby... back ribs. 421 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,072 -(cackling) -(screaming) -Oh, my God! 422 00:15:10,314 --> 00:15:12,366 I got you, J-Ju. I got you, boy. 423 00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:14,852 (snoring) 424 00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:16,522 I don't know, we were gonna kiss 425 00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:18,417 and then she just... fell asleep. 426 00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,077 Hmm. We should probably write 427 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:21,418 "dinglebooby poopy butt" on her forehead. 428 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,442 Anybody have a pen? 429 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:23,942 No? Seriously? 430 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,007 Who doesn't bring a pen on a hayride? (scoffs) 431 00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:27,942 Okay, let's just make out. (kissing sounds) 432 00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:30,326 LINDA: Okay, Bobby... 433 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:33,095 - Come on in. - Whoa. 434 00:15:33,122 --> 00:15:35,332 I put a bowl of Halloween candy outside 435 00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:38,042 for the trick-or-treaters so we won't be interrupted. 436 00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:39,582 Why are you wearing your nightgown? 437 00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:41,252 It's, like, 7:30. 438 00:15:41,292 --> 00:15:43,292 I just wanted you to be relaxed. 439 00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:44,712 Come lay on the bed. 440 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,237 Come on, lay on the bed. 441 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:49,392 Okay, first I'm gonna put some drops in your ear, 442 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,762 and then we're gonna wait 15 minutes, 443 00:15:51,802 --> 00:15:55,132 and then we're gonna flush your ear out with the syringe. 444 00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:57,077 Oh... Kay. 445 00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:58,867 Are you turned on? 446 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,812 - No. - You are. 447 00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:03,152 - A little bit. - Do I, uh, need a safe word? 448 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:05,232 No. Maybe. 449 00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:07,022 (panting) 450 00:16:07,072 --> 00:16:08,282 Wake up, wake up, wake up. 451 00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:10,032 (groans) I need some help here. 452 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:11,192 Allow me. 453 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:12,322 - (grunts) Nothing. - Yeah. 454 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,072 You're on a snooze cruise. 455 00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:16,242 You guys, the pig is back. We didn't get rid of him. 456 00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:18,242 What? If you can't trust the Internet 457 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,977 for pig demon appeasement rituals, then what's the point? 458 00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:22,872 Wait, does this mean we're in your dream? 459 00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:24,307 Yes. I think so. 460 00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:25,752 I thought there'd be more horses. 461 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,068 - Oh, there's one. - (horse whinnies) 462 00:16:27,092 --> 00:16:29,092 So, if we're in your dream, 463 00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:31,367 can't we be, like, anything? 464 00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:33,602 - I don't know. Maybe. - Like, I could have 465 00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,587 nine arms sticking out of my back? 466 00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:37,251 And also, two arms for legs? 467 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:38,446 Um, okay, sure. 468 00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:42,182 Nice. This feels right. 469 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:43,352 Gene, what about you? 470 00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:45,352 Ooh. I want some applesauce. 471 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:48,512 Really? You could do anything and you want applesauce? 472 00:16:48,537 --> 00:16:50,297 Yes. Ever since I put on this outfit. 473 00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:53,112 But fine, just make my whole body applesauce. 474 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,462 That's badass. 475 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,412 Yeah. 476 00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:58,162 Tina, if you can make Gene applesauce, 477 00:16:58,202 --> 00:16:59,598 then why not just dream the pig away? 478 00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:01,162 Great idea, Louise... 479 00:17:01,202 --> 00:17:02,308 Don't you think I'd do that if I could? 480 00:17:02,332 --> 00:17:03,872 Okay, okay. 481 00:17:03,912 --> 00:17:05,872 Let me and all my arms think for a minute. 482 00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:07,251 Hmm... 483 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:08,962 Seems like the only way to go 484 00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,314 is to trap him 485 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,287 and then turn him into pork chops. 486 00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,552 Oh, I'd go great with that. 487 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,189 I mean, trapping him sounds good. 488 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:17,272 - But what would we use? - (banjo music plays) 489 00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:22,972 LOUISE: Huh. Is that supposed to be... scary? 490 00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:24,384 That's kinda the vibe of this whole place. 491 00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,434 Lotta skeletons doing helpful things around the farm. 492 00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,862 Okay, Tina, I need you to use your dream powers 493 00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:30,867 to make me a wig that looks like your hair, 494 00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:32,388 a shirt that looks like your shirt, 495 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,032 and glasses that look stupid. I-I mean that look like yours. 496 00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:37,647 And Tina's trademark Kangol hat! 497 00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:40,790 It's time to show this sausage who's the bossage. 498 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,412 Okay, Bobby, up, up. 499 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,122 Tilt your head to the side. 500 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,463 Let's see what kind of ear nugs we got. 501 00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:47,198 I just want my life back. 502 00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:49,922 - Huh. There should be way more. - Mm. 503 00:17:49,947 --> 00:17:51,527 Oh, it's still in there! 504 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:53,002 It outwitted the oil. 505 00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:54,972 - Now it's laughing at me. - Oh, no. 506 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,182 I'm coming for you, you wax bastard! 507 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:59,773 - Don't you laugh at me. - Linda, you're scaring me. 508 00:17:59,798 --> 00:18:02,657 This is my white wax whale, Moby Ear Dick, Bob. 509 00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:05,997 So demon pig comes along and sees... wait for it... 510 00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:09,562 (gasps) a perfect replica of Tina. 511 00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:11,572 He jumps in the coffin, the lid closes, 512 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:14,476 we run over, sit on the coffin, pig trapped. Done. 513 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,095 Then we trap the pig's parents. 514 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,080 - Pig parent trap. - (gasps) There he is. 515 00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:23,332 - (coffin lid opening) - ♪ ♪ 516 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,082 (pig laughs maniacally) 517 00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:26,122 Now. 518 00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:28,397 Ha, ha! We got him. 519 00:18:28,422 --> 00:18:30,422 How do you like them apples... sauce? 520 00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:33,204 - And... you're welcome. - Okay, but we should probably 521 00:18:33,229 --> 00:18:34,688 put a big rock on top just to be safe. 522 00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:35,962 Aah! 523 00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:38,592 - Aah! - I'm flushin' you out, wax. 524 00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:40,117 I'm comin' for you! 525 00:18:40,142 --> 00:18:41,577 (whimpering) 526 00:18:41,602 --> 00:18:43,222 (panting) 527 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,627 Oh, I'm Tina. Bang, bang, bang. (laughs, snorts) 528 00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:46,982 Ah, stop right there. 529 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,681 Skeleton Banjo Tina, attack! 530 00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:50,942 Damn it! Why won't you just leave me alone? 531 00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:52,362 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 532 00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:54,112 You think I'm doing this to you? 533 00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,467 No, no, no. You're doing this to you. 534 00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:58,717 You gave into peer pressure and made fun of me, 535 00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:00,532 and you felt really guilty about it, 536 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,477 and this is what your brain did. 537 00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:04,507 Ow. Huh. I guess that sounds like something 538 00:19:04,532 --> 00:19:05,954 my brain would do. 539 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,332 (sighs) I'm sorry we were mean to you. 540 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,332 Can I make it up to you somehow? 541 00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:11,752 Want, to... hang out? 542 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,002 - Like, socially? - Yeah. 543 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,252 Like boyfriend-girlfriend? 544 00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:17,382 - Oh, I-I mean... - (snorts) Just kidding. 545 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,907 How 'bout you just give me that hat? 546 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:20,432 Uh, okay. 547 00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:22,642 - Oh, it-it looks good on you. - Yeah it does. 548 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:24,883 You're a good kid, Tina. Goodbye. 549 00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:26,682 Goodbye, Mr. Fetal P... Aah! 550 00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:28,352 Welcome back, Sleeping Tooty. 551 00:19:28,392 --> 00:19:30,192 And, yes, that was Tina farting before, 552 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,902 not me farting and blaming it on Tina. 553 00:19:31,942 --> 00:19:34,812 I don't know, Tammy, you kept waving the edge of your blanket. 554 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,692 - I felt one on my leg. - That was a... ghost. 555 00:19:37,732 --> 00:19:39,192 That ghost needs a doctor. 556 00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:41,742 Okay, kids. That's the end of the line. 557 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,137 You take care. Bye, now. 558 00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:46,162 Skeleton arm! Surprise end scare. 559 00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:48,042 Oh, my God, that is so embarrass... 560 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,277 So great. 561 00:19:49,302 --> 00:19:51,502 It's great, Tractor Driver Guy. 562 00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:53,228 Y-Your skeleton arm's great, all-all the 563 00:19:53,252 --> 00:19:55,151 skeletons doing farm chores are great. 564 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,818 - TAMMY: No, I'm saying it's dumb. - You know who else is great? 565 00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,303 My fetal pig, yeah. 566 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,514 The one I made fun of to seem cool. 567 00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:02,012 Well, I was wrong. 568 00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:04,222 Because that fetal pig is the one who's cool. 569 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:07,111 He's-He's a really cool dude who looks great in hats. 570 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,912 - Oh, and one more thing. - What? (grunts) 571 00:20:10,062 --> 00:20:11,772 - Okay, now I'm done. - Oh, hell, yeah! 572 00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:12,967 Now that's a hayride. 573 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,482 - (farting) - That was Jocelyn! 574 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,877 LOUISE: I haven't been chewing for, like, 575 00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:19,572 ten minutes. Just swallowing. 576 00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:20,757 Like a pelican. 577 00:20:20,782 --> 00:20:22,902 Ding. My warm Snickers is ready. 578 00:20:22,977 --> 00:20:24,887 How was your night, Tina? 579 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,872 Well, Mom, I learned a little about life 580 00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:29,337 and a lot about mysel... (snoring) 581 00:20:29,582 --> 00:20:31,712 Oof. Lot of drool. Like, immediately. 582 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:35,517 LOUISE: Dad, what about you... Is your ear still full of strange? 583 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,882 Well, we did our darndest, 584 00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:38,787 but we couldn't beat the beast. 585 00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:42,357 But, I think it brought us closer, you know, as a couple. 586 00:20:42,382 --> 00:20:44,228 Yeah. Reignited the passion. 587 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:45,577 That's not-not what I meant... 588 00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:46,722 Oh, I'm gonna sneeze. 589 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,207 (sneezes) 590 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:49,182 Oh, my, God. 591 00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:50,812 It's out! It's out! 592 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,772 - Oh! We win! We win! - (short laugh) 593 00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:54,442 (munching) Candy, candy, candy. 594 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:57,181 Mm, I don't recognize you, tasty little candy baby. 595 00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:58,773 Gene, no. No, no, no, no. No, honey, no! 596 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,822 - No! Gene! Give it! - No! 597 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,862 ♪ There's an oink, oink in the night ♪ 598 00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:05,322 ♪ And it gives you such a fright ♪ 599 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,822 ♪ He's got a tail that's curly ♪ 600 00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,992 ♪ And he's coming for you, girly ♪ 601 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:13,122 ♪ You got pig trouble ♪ 602 00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:17,132 ♪ Pig trouble, little Tina ♪ 603 00:21:17,187 --> 00:21:19,647 ♪ And you can try your best to shout ♪ 604 00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:22,302 ♪ When you're smooching on that snout ♪ 605 00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:24,592 ♪ But you kissed a fetal pig ♪ 606 00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:27,182 ♪ And now you two are boyfriend-girlfriend ♪ 607 00:21:27,222 --> 00:21:29,932 ♪ You got pig trouble ♪ 608 00:21:29,972 --> 00:21:34,102 ♪ Pig trouble, little Tina. ♪ 609 00:21:34,142 --> 00:21:37,765 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --